I hate Rivers. WITH A PASSION.
A movie-packed weekend
Given that both my Internet and cable were out up until 2 pm today (and given that I am lazy as hell), I watched 4—yeah, that’s right—4 movies yesterday. All four of them were actually extremely entertaining and movies I’d definitely watch again. Thor - I started out Saturday morning with Thor (my rental was about to expire). This was a surprisingly funny movie, where Chris...
My backup QB, Stafford, didn’t do crap last week during my starting QB’s, Brady’s, bye week. Now that I’ve benched Stafford, he’s thrown for 5 million touchdowns and Brady has had the ball for all of 2 seconds.
Who knew Tego Calderon and Don Omar were in not one but two Fast and Furious movies. Go figure.
La próxima, si no hay ascensor no vengo.– Tego Calderón, Fast Five
Too exciting RT @ThePlaylist: Katniss, Peeta, Gale, Haymitch, Effie & Cinna Get Character Posters For ‘Hunger Games’ http://t.co/7x3sN5ty
Oh my God, do you think I should take my backpacking backpack?– The one and only, Meron Mogos
Dear @BarackObama, stop coming to LA. Whenever you do, you make life a living hell for an entire city of commuters. Many thanks.
I hate birthing episodes. They’re all the same. I find it hard to believe women have “plans” and are adamant about s… http://t.co/bxC9XyfE
'Horrible Bosses' download still downloading
…after running all. day. long. Ultraviolet, this does not bode well for you (or the DECE). A lengthy complaint review will come tomorrow.
Hello, beautiful http://t.co/bgClRaX9
Sundays are just not the same without the Chargers. I am now anxiously awaiting next week at the Jets.
I will watch this movie. Despite it looking slightly silly and just like 300.
Apparently the one and only @UPS center in LA is closed on Saturdays. Since when? Now I have to wait till rush hour traffic to pick it up.
Wow, Nerd 2 from Freaks & Geeks. http://t.co/8B1iP2IH @GetGlue @ModernFam
FilmDistrict Sued Over 'Misleading' 'Drive'... →
This is completely absurd.
Who's going to hitRECord's Fall Formal?
Me! Now, I wonder if I have to actually dress up…
Given @Univision’s ratings, one would’ve expected this to happen sooner http://t.co/4NeTwOeH
Chris: Well, your last status update was from before Amy was born. "Heading to the hospital." People probably think you died.
Reagan: Fine. Here we go. "Back from hospital. Turned out great."
This is definitely something I’d waste my time on - HBO Recycles The Same Actors, Again And Again | Co. Design http://t.co/y1quynCx
Quentin couldn’t imagine stopping. He couldn’t believe how strong he...– Lev Grossman, The Magicians
.@facebook, and apparently @google, know way too much about all of us http://t.co/JWi9wdgP via @fastcompany
Entertainment Weekly: The idea of a comedy about being new parents is pitched to you, and your first thought is...
Will Arnett: Snooze.