This is the funniest shit ever.
Pardon my miscalculation.
Is this really necessary? I wouldn’t blame him if he doesn’t - Obama Is Actually Writing His Own Tweets Now http://ti.me/jGtcH9
- They’re so fucking loud.
- They smoke, so they’re always outside on their patio therefore making it that much more difficult for me to ignore them.
- They’re actors (ugh) and are never at “work”.
- Because they’re never at “work”, they keep the weirdest hours. So me hearing them talk about the stupidest things ever (refer to last bullet point) at 3 am on a Tuesday is the norm.
- They watch pansy-ass musicals at full blast. (Okay, so they were watching Toy Story 3, which is not pansy, but still. Turn that shit down.)
- This asshole thinks Sons of Anarchy is totally crap
I need to move.
Note to self: you do not drive a big intimidating car here. If you piss someone off, they will follow you and knock off you rear view mirror