April 2012
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March 2012
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When did Kendrick Perkins lose 50 lbs?
I barely recognized him.
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Times have changed
Dad: I was trying to get your sister a credit card so she can have access to some emergency funds.
Me: What?
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TWINS Sequel, TRIPLETS, to Star Arnold... →
popculturebrain:
Here’s a thing nobody asked for.
Jesus christ.
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Hollywood joy, part 122
I love how the jerk asshole 45-year-old from upstairs tried to make conversation with me in the elevator after having slammed his door in my face when I wanted to discuss his idiot roommate just a few weeks ago.
However, his comment about the black transvestites, who apparently keep breaking in to our building, almost made me laugh and break bitchy-character. It also made me, once again,...
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Daphne: Now you have to let me throw you a shower.
Jane: I would love that, but you can't.
Daphne: Why not?
Jane: Alex is already throwing me one. Tomorrow.
Daphne: Wow. Why so early?
Jane: Serbian tradition. We always do things early 'cause we never know when we're going to have to pack up and murder a populace.
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Sigh.
“Is this about that one Halloween?”
“What are you talking about?”
“You know—from the picture.”
It was an old story, and it went like this: It was Halloween.
- Ransom Riggs, Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children
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Working from home is always a drag
Especially when you forget how to remotely log on to your desktop, try too many times to do so and fail, and then are locked out from the computer for 30 minutes.
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'The Hunger Games' uses song from 'Hanna'
I knew it. It feels so much better to have confirmed this.
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Dear lord. I just now realized The Hunger Games is 142 minutes long. No wonder I barely missed my three hour mark and had to cough up $3 for parking. I was not happy about that.
Also, no wonder I was struggling through the last 20 minutes of the movie.
aymija replied to your post: I hate it when people don’t say “good morning”
Good morning, Bless you and Good night!
This made me feel better. She knows me so well.
I hate it when people don't say "good morning"
We spend 9 to 10 hours in the office together. The least we can do is be courteous and say things like “good morning” and “good night”. If there’s one thing I miss about working with Latins, it’s that. I’d sneeze and I’d hear a million “bless yous”. Now I sneeze and all I hear is myself saying “thank you” to nobody.
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One Theater Owner Predicts 3D Ticket Prices Will... →
As Fischer mentions, this is just one man’s prediction. But this theater owner, Joe Paletta, suggests a price increase a few years ago would not have been noticed, and if it happens today, it might still not be noticed by many. I beg to differ. Granted, I probably frequent the theaters more often than most, but I’ve definitely felt the price increase. In college, which wasn’t...
It smells like babies.
How did this horrible smell make its way into this apartment?
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Mad Men
On early on the west coast. Either this has always been the case or I’m just now noticing.
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“Seriously. These potato-heads have to be the unsexiest mob of all time.”
– Sterling Archer
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And the rain continues.
Time to go back to bed. So much for my errands.
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Archer: Ahh! Damn it, Cyril!
Cyril: Remember to channel it!
Archer: You said they were sexy!
Cyril: Ninjas are sexy!
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17 vintage comic book covers where Superman is a... →
Thinking of Archer’s voice while reading these rounded out the whole experience.
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Jesus. Idris Elba is in Thor. This movie is even better than I thought.
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Opening weekend
I don’t know why I insist on watching big blockbusters on opening weekend. I come here at 9:30 am precisely to avoid the crowds, and it was still packed. And to top it all off, the lady sitting directly in front of me was staring me down. I hate people. But I was left craving explosions, so some good came out of it.
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MGM Takes A Loss On 'Dragon Tattoo': Does This... →
I cannot believe this movie actually lost money. And I cannot believe they’d consider anybody other than Fincher for this. It would’ve been a much less successful movie without him.
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Promotion: check.
Drink in hand: double check.
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Ramon: Mamá always said, "Ramon, un hombre real debe saber cocinar."
Archer: Mine always said, "Sterling, come in here and check me for lumps." Holy shit, was that out loud?
Both my mother and my father called me today.
It must be my birthday.
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Fathers, part 2
My dad tends to call me once a week, but we haven’t spoken in about 3 weeks.
Email sent to me on Saturday:
How are you doing?
Too bad about Duke. I was telling your mother that Kelly is a key guy and his absence puts too much attention on the Plumlees. Oh well, they weren’t the only 2 seed to fall to a 15.
Email sent to me two hours ago:
How are you doing?
Too bad about Duke....
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“Please do not exceed 20 pages.” Motherfucker, I will not.”
– Marcie
I love how I’m told “be here by 8,” and it isn’t until I walk in at 8 that this jerk jumps into the shower. Rude.
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That's exactly what she's saying.
P: Do you have any plans for St. Patty's?
S: No.
P: Wow, really? That's surprising. I would've expected you of all people to have plans.
S: Why?
J: Are you saying she's a drunk?
P: [Laughs]
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Dr. Horrible may be coming back, sooner or later →
This…would be awesome.
