May 2012
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The Wedding
My cousin got married over the weekend, and my father flew up from El Salvador to go to the wedding. He spent the week at my grandmother’s, and I went to pick him up, leaving at around 11:30 to head down to San Diego. Two hours into the trip—one in which I was driving—I hear him cursing up a storm because he realized he left his suit at my grandmother’s. We had to turn around, meet up with my...
May 28th
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May 28th
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Our server at breakfast was a combination of Snow...
I wanted to shoot myself. “Too fucking happy.”
May 27th
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May 27th
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May 26th
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Saturday
What I was supposed to do: Shower Get nails done Buy shoes Figure out how the hell to get my UPS package Pack (yet again) Drive to Ventura What I’ll actually do: Go back to sleep Shower…eventually Retouch my nails myself Settle for whatever pair of shoes I find in my closet Forget about the UPS package Do a half-assed job at packing Force myself to drive to Ventura an...
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 25th
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May 24th
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Minka Kelly To Play Jackie Kennedy Opposite... →
This casting seems bizarre.
May 24th
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You Have To Wait Another 9 Months For 'G.I. Joe:... →
Goes to show what a great movie this is.
May 24th
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I have become J.D.
Though I am less of a selfish asshole (or just as much of a selfish asshole; hard to tell at this point). And I have a bona fide Turk and Carla in my life, who claim to have subbed in for me during my absence. Not everyone likes both the NBA playoffs and talking about hot guys.
May 24th
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Selina: Dan, did your boyfriend know anything about this?
Dan: I was trying to use Jonah for intelligence.
Selina: That's like trying to use a croissant as a fucking dildo.
Dan: I thought that...
Selina: No, no. Let me be more clear. It doesn't do the job, and it makes a fucking mess!
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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These hockey players are busted.
I thought they were just wearing funny mouth guards.
May 23rd
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 stormtrooperstormtrooper replied to your post: Who would’ve thought that at this time of the year all LA has to root for are the Kings. the dodgers are kicking ass I guess. Baseball isn’t exactly my cup of tea.
May 23rd
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Who would've thought that at this time of the year...
Who would’ve thought I’d go out of my way to watch hockey.
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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